Four Bad NFL Decisions – 2011 Edition
Bad decisions. I am all too familiar with them. I’ll never forget that night in New Orleans; I could have sworn that was a woman. Anyhow, the 2011 season in the NFL has exposed some clueless front offices and coaching staffs making some pretty poor choices. Many are comparable in stupidity and naivety to dropping [...]
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Why your biology won’t let you say the U.S. women’s soccer team choked
The US Women’s soccer team was upset in the World Cup final, yet no one seems to mind. The WNBA is on life support. Natalie Gulbis is the LPGA tour’s lone superstar and the world’s most popular tennis player is a woman who never won a singles match. How are all these related? Are you more sexist than you thought?
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The 2012 NBA Doomsday Draft
What if the NBA lockout got real ugly and the league had to start over from scratch? Lucky for you, we thought of just what could happen in a situation just like this! Presenting, the 2012 NBA Doomsday Draft.
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Bad Poetry Parody Corner: Twas the Week Before Super Bowl
Because what would the most overblown sporting event in human history be without overblown verse set to the tune of The Night Before Christmas? Probably still overblown.
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Stateside soccer offers new nominee for “worst team name ever”
Just when you thought the Miami Heat and Minnesota Wild were pox upon the team-naming landscape, see what new indoor soccer team napalms those teams right out of the top spot.
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Get ready … for ESPNuniversityoftexas
Who knows what you’ll really call it … ESPNUT, ESPNT, ESPNtex, ESPNlonghorn. Whatever the case, the school just got a lot richer, and a helluva broadcasting experiment’s about to take place. Will a school-centered national network fly?
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Illinois vs. Northwestern Wrigley Field game will result in end zone deaths
Illinois vs. Northwestern at Wrigley Field longs to be the old-timey throwback harkening halcyon days of yore. When football took place on ballpark grass and fans froze on bleachers. But, there’s a slight problem with the field configuration. Something tragically, frighteningly wrong.
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Isiah Thomas would like to ruin the Knicks all over again
In a wide-ranging interview with ESPNNewYork, Isiah Thomas talks shop about his time in New York, and why he doesn’t think he’s done yet. And 10,000 Knicks fans just jumped off the Verrazano Bridge.
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New handheld NFL FanVision threatens to napalm stadium atmosphere
Want to view replay, hear play-by-play, and keep track of stats around the league? All while overpaying for a front-row seat to watch your home team get blown out? Now you can! The NFL’s unveiled a new technology to help you achieve streaming video nirvana.
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Best Gameday Idea Ever – The Salsabol
Now, you can snack and keep more dip on your chip. Perfect for tailgating, football gatherings or for just plain having to have more superfluously nonsensical crap than the rest of your friends.
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