The Pleasant Fiction of NFL Parity
NFL Parity? Yeah, that’s a myth, perpetuated by the shield to sucker oodles of fans into backing their hometown teams for another 16 games. Does it work? You betcha.
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Rex Grossman listed as Redskins’ starting QB
The Sex Cannon is back! And he’s here to lead Dan Snyder’s Washington Train Wreck all the way to Sleepy Gulch! Jump on board and try not to get hit by any errant footballs!
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It’s the return of Rex Grossman! Everybody duck!!
Donovan McNabb’s stint down the I-95 in DC is over. The reasoning is bewildering, the timing is alarming, and there’s something deeper here at play other than “D-Nice just ain’t gettin’ it done.” But, whatever, REX GROSSMAN!! HE’S BACK!! Let’s give him a warm welcome, shall we?
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DeSean Jackson: “We were like pit bulls, ready to get out of the cage.”
Well, THAT is an unfortunate soundbite.
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Jay Cutler not done throwing to DeAngelo Hall
Jay Cutler’s head is filled with gumdrops and raindrops and candyshops and porkchops. He’s optimistic he can still fit that pigskin in between the 2 and the 3 on DeAngelo Hall’s jersey. Like, totally.
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Albert Haynesworth: Not A Slave 4 U
Albert Haynesworth doesn’t believe his contract makes him a slave. He’s absolutely right. Slaves weren’t, ummmm … paid $100 million. Or even $1.
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The Mix – 9/13
Wes Welker and the NFL return, man is it fun to laugh at the Cowboys, the NFC West is awful and Virginia Tech … ho boy.
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